Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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