i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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