nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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