To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Two words: nipple clamps
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