I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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