Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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