is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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