she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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