belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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