When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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