I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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