idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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