Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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