Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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