So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
ugly people sure do ruin things
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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