there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Alive.
So much puke
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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