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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans

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who is canola oil?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you're an idiot.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.

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(443): View more from Maryland

You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?

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(845): View more from New York

I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one

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