The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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