I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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