Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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