some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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