She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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