she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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