My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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