Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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