what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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