I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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