Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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