ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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