okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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