It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Randomize
