Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
my poor anus
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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