Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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