New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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