Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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