i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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