Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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