This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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