found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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