we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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