After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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