I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
