my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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