Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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