the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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