I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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