he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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