What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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