if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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