you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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