i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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