So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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