Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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