Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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