you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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